Alfonzo
- The Seven Foot Tall Fluorescent Fire-Breathing Dragon.
Alfonzo is the MC of the show, so he does the first four minutes just to loosen up the audience, and lay down the law about no flash photography. He's got a bigger chin than Jay Leno, and he's funnier too.
No, it's not a grave digger. It's the Piece Called GEOSPHERES.
We don't have a graphic of it yet !
The Beat - South American
Style Bolas, Rhythmic Blacklight Bolas !
This piece starts as a solo in the blacklight by Carter Brown, and he is soon joined by Cindy Marvell and Jeff Taub, to produce a musical array of synchronous sounds .
Yo-Yo Marvell - 3, 4, then 5 balls, moving with a poetic
fluidity !
Cindy Marvell is the first woman ever to win the International Juggling Association's Championship. The New York Times says she "juggles like a poet". She moves as one who has had the incredible Isadora Duncan dance training that she has.
Dueling Straight Jackets - Nothing quite like a captive
audience --- member !
Audience participation takes a new twist as a member of the audience is challenged to escape from a straitjacket, and usually winds up.........well you'll just have to see the show .
Lazer Graphics - Twisting, curving, into a myriad of different
shapes!
I couldn't stop looking at the Lazer Lights on the ceiling! Experience the Sixties...without the side effects...
The Neon Cowboy - Highly skilled rope - spinning
combined with blacklight !
Where did he get those toys??
Have a Seat - A vaudeville clown caught with his pants
down !
Physical comedian Jeff Taub leaves the audience--and his pants--in stitches as he tilts, wobbles, and then falls down. His character training as a Ringling clown and Commedia Dell'Arte performer led to a steady job after all !
Wall Street Rush - It's a bird, it's a plane, it's your
boss !
An arts administrator's worst file-cabinet fantasies are brought to life via acrobatic air-mail.
Drumble - Juggling, movement, and sound woven together
!
Yin, Yang, and silicone balls create mesmerizing patterns and rhythms in this taiko-inspired piece.
Saws - R - Us - Just a little too bloody for us to show.
Plungers, machetes, and a hapless audience member take the stage--oh, yeah, and a chainsaw too.
Alfonzo The Dragon - Back to sing a silly love song !
How come Cindy always misses this touching tribute--could it be that she and Alf are one and the same?
Where The Clubs Meet The Sky - What more can we say ?
Lots, Jeff can do 20 minutes on a french fry, then go on to the next one. Cindy adds another club in the meantime.
Wizards - Magically floating plasma balls, disappearing
monsters, and more !
Merlin takes his act on the road in this feast of illusion and near-deadly stage combat.
Lazer Beams - Multi-colored Lasers tracing evaporating
images !
Yes, it's true, we use more fog than a Pink Floyd show--but LAZER VAUDEVILLE'S is pina-colada scented.
Hooping - Rolling, bouncing hoops that have a life of their
own !
In the vaudeville days, these wooden bicycle rims were state-of-the-art; now they are rolling through every state thanks to Carter Brown! He's come a long way since his days as an aspiring juggler on the circus trains and streets of America. Not only is he the only person performing this unique act today, but he can also fix computers, trucks, laser machines, and re-wire a house single-handedly! For reasons too obscure to explain, he founded LAZER VAUDEVILLE almost 10 years ago.
Julia Childish - This immature chef serves up
plate-spinning du jour !
Good help is hard to find--but Julia always finds someone with that special "je ne sais quoi," as they say in Italy.
Alfonzo The Dragon - Alf thinks he's cool singin' the blues
!
Hold on to your sunglasses as Alf boogies all the way to his stretch limo--time to take a nap or eat a dwarf.
Clubbing - 3 performers, 10 clubs, You
do the math !
Totally awesome! Never have the benefits of a good chiropractor been more aptly demonstrated.
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